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Ed and Dorothy met while on vacation, and Ed fell head over
heels in love with her. "It's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut," Ed said.
"I eat, sleep and breathe golf, so if that's a problem,
you'd better say so now."
Dorothy responded, "If we're being honest with each other,
here goes.......... I'm a hooker."
"I see," Ed replied, and was quiet for a moment.
And said, “You know, it's probably because you're not
keeping your wrists straight when you tee off”
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A woman pulled into the crowded parking lot at the
Shopping Center and rolled down the car windows to make
sure her dog had fresh air. The dog was
stretched full-out on the back seat and she wanted it to remain there.
She walked to the curb backward, pointing her finger at the
car and saying emphatically, "Now you stay. Do you hear
me?" "Stay! Stay!"
The driver of a nearby car gave her a strange look and said, "Why don't you just put it
in park?"--------------------------------------------------------------------
Q. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
A. Frostbite.------------------------------------------------------------
A nurse noticed a man in golf attire pacing up and down
out-side the operating room where another golfer who had a
golf ball driven down his throat, was being treated.
"Is he a relative of yours?" the nurse, stepping outside
the room, asked the pacing golfer.
"No," replied the man, "That's my ball!"-----------------------------------------------------------------
The six year old had been staring at the plaque for some
time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the little boy
"Pastor, what is this?" he asked.
The pastor said, "Well, son, it's a memorial to all the
young men and women who died in the service. Finally, little boy’s voice, barely audible and
trembling with fear, asked, “Which service, the 9:30 or the 11:15?"-------------------------------------------------------------
Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty ... but
everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread
out. -- Phyllis Diller--------------------------------------------------------------------
A grandmother was putting on her makeup, under the
watchful eyes of her young granddaughter as she'd done many
times before. After she applied her lipstick, the little one said, " Gramma, don’t forget to kiss
the toilet paper good-bye!"--------------------------------------------------------------------
There is a new group established for obsessive speakers, it
is called On and On Anon
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A surgeon goes to return some books he borrowed from the
library... The librarian said..."Sir your books are always returned with the last page
missing”..."The surgeon replies, "I can't stop myself from removing an
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